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Joke of the Day

"Looking forward to the time when my level of awkwardness becomes socially acceptable."

"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."

"How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs."

"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."

"Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? Just for the halibut."

"What did the cow say after hearing butcher's joke? You are killin' me man!"

"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"

"What do you call it when one musician abuses another? An act of violins."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."

"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."