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Joke of the Day
"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"
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"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."
"My girlfriend. ..probably tells me a lot that I don't listen to her."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't understand poor people They keep saying they have ""nothing"", then when there's a flood ot a fire, they say they lost ""everything""."
"I heard George Michael choked on a chocolate bar Careless Wispa"
"How do you install ""blackout curtains""? They just get hammered."
"What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common? The pope died a virgin"
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already... Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Your husband's alcohol poisoning is not a joke, madam!"
"I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me."