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Joke of the Day
"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"
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"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"
"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"
"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."
"I tried to take up juggling... But I just didn't have the balls... I'm not even sorry"
"My wife calls me a ""five times a night"" man I've always had a weak bladder"
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? Juan by Juan"
"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin' better!"
"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"