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Joke of the Day
"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."
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"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."
"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Don't talk to the guy in the middle. He is a dick!"
"Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out."
"My friend keeps dressing up like a pregnant Corgi for Halloween... Me: ""Dude, stop being be bitch!"""
"Online dates are like recipes... they never look like the picture."
"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"
"Enjoying Life There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my wife when she has the hiccups. I wish I could wake up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."
"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."
"Saying 'Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?' only works in the movies and not with strangers at Sports Authority"