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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."

"Keep slugs out of your garden by building a tiny slug-sized amusement park next to it with slow safe rides."

"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."

"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."

"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."

"No, I'm not damaging my liver. I'm about to sterilize it using alcohol."

"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"

"The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!"