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Joke of the Day

"My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend... His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs."

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer."

"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."

"5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions... I'm just gonna let that sink in for a second."

"Why wasn't Christ born in Italy? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"What's the difference in a refrigerator and a vagina? A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out."

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""

"How are wearing Crocs like having butt sex with a guy? It feels really good until you look down and realize you're gay."