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Joke of the Day
"Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic."
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"Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiance but she had her reservations."
"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."
"Why isn't my hand 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot"
"What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease? A Leper-Con"
"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"
"What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon? Ka-ta-na-na!"
"I'm a take me or leave me kind of girl. Wait, where ya going?"
"""Give your email a good password. Letters, symbols, numbers."" ""What about my atm card which holds all my money?"" ""Any 4 numbers in a row."""
"Me: My weight is up. I really hate winter. Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs."