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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"
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"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"
"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."
"Doing the splits is easy -- slip on the first snowy step when taking the dog out and let gravity (and panic) make you an Olympic gymnast!"
"Wheat derived protein is totally innocuous and not at all evil... ... Hail seitan!"
"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos"
"I love long romantic walks to the fridge. That's how I maintain my curves "
"Similar What's the same between ur dick and a rubix cube....the longer u play with it the harder it gets"
"Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I'd like to find the area under your curves"
"What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !"