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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"
Next Joke
"I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please. ""Sir, that is a sleeping bag"" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*"
"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"
"It's green but when you press a button it turns red. A frog in a blender."
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""
"My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting"
"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"
"So a baby seal walks into a club..."
"My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos."
"An old lady at the gym told me her dad married her mom because she could catch chickens.... Pretty sure she had a pretty firm grip on something else too...."