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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease? A Leper-Con"
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"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."
"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."
"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."
"If you like pee jokes... ...urine luck."
"What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music."
"Give a man a hamburger and you feed him for a day; teach a man to hamburgle and you feed him for a lifetime."
"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."
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"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"