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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease? A Leper-Con"
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"If I know anything about girls, it's that they appreciate privacy. Trust me I've read a ton of diaries."
"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"
"Maybe I'll starting bringing a spray bottle and treat them like misbehaving cats. ""NO!"" *Shoots person in face*"
"Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic."
"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."
"I'm afraid of Spotify ruining music the way Facebook ruined friends."
"Reports of a man being shot with a starters pistol.. Police think it may be race related"
"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"
"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."