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Joke of the Day

"What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon? Ka-ta-na-na!"

"A friend of mine in law enforcement doesn't like The Clash. I guess you could say that sheriff don't like it."

"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."

"The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years."

"Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him."

"i'll have a burg please [waiter looks confused] a burg. a meat frisbee. a seared bovine disc. a hamburger sandwich. a bunned beefling my man"

"HEALTH TIP: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, Google it before taking it."

"Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost."

"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."

"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"