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Joke of the Day
"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."
Next Joke
"Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat."
"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"
"5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees? Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool"
"Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!"
"What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!"
"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."
"How did the frog die? He kermitted suicide. I'm sorry"
"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"
"Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing."