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Joke of the Day
"same sex I have the same sex with my wife every month.."
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"What do you call Japanese people that fly planes? Pirates."
"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *hits wall outlet *has amazing time being electrocuted"
"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft."
"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."
"My cousin writes a lot of dark, emo poetry His parents say not to worry, though - he's just going through a phrase."
"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."