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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
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"[jail] ME: I want my phone call COP: Ok. Make it count ME: [dials payphone] [cop's mobile rings] COP: Hello? ME: Please let me go"
"I went into a butchers today and said, ""Is that a sheep's head in the window?"" He said, ""No, it's a mirror."""
"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
"Sometimes... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But fart just one time..."
"I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it. 20/20, would do again."
"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."
"How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."
"Germany Q1: What would Germany be called had they not surrendered at the end of WW2 ? A1: Gerfew Q2: What would Germany be called if the issue in Q1 happened before the holocaust? A2: Jewmany"