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Joke of the Day

"It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft."

"PMS jokes aren't funny PERIOD."

"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"

"""I'm going to the post office. I need a place stamp"" Wtf is that? ""I dunno but this envelope says I need one here"""

"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."

"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"

"How can you tell if a person's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"