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Joke of the Day

"Merry christmas and happy new year! - Internet explorer"

"If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright."

"Why did the man on a lake full of docks build another one He felt the peir pressure"

"Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever."

"I swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat... had a stiff neck for days. i'm here all week folks. try the veal."

"Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President He's going to title it, ""Marco's Little Adventure"""

"- If any person believes that these 2 shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or... - THE PRIEST ALREADY SAID THAT! - Ugh, I do."

"Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged."

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"

"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."