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Joke of the Day

"[Dinosaur Rap Battle] We're gonna win this for sure! ""Wait, what kind of dinosaurs are we again?"" WE'RE RAPTORS! Jesus Christ Owen"

"Why did the hipster drown? They tried to skate on the river before it was cool."

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""

"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."

"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."

"My audiologist put his penis in my ear. Now I've got hearing AIDS."

"Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!"

"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"

"What kind of pizza would the twin towers order? Two plains."

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."