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Joke of the Day
"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."
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"How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If her ankles swell when she farts."
"*Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* ""Oh man my car windows are down!"""
"Went early to my Tantric Sex class last night... Was told to come later."
"What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !"
"Finally I have an excuse for getting fat, heard on radio about girl who been eating in her sleep ... That's it, I've got that !"
"How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge."
"Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow."
"Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken."
"I've tried all week long and still haven't been able to teach this baby how to Dougie. Does anyone know the return policy in these things?"