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Joke of the Day

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""

"Two quantum mechanics professors had sex They must have had physical chemistry."

"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"

"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."

"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"

"The Simpsons need to have an episode where Arsenal win the Champions League"

"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."

"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."

"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("

"I'm in so much debt... I could start a government."