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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster drown? They tried to skate on the river before it was cool."
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"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."
"And the final rule of Fight Club is... ...just have fun and try your best."
"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."
"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."
"To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President."
"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."
"I'm designing a new model of jackhammer It could be ground-breaking technology!"
"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He never crossed the road, he didn't have the guts to do it."