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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!"

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

"So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving lulz. cause no more Turkey"

"If you walk in to a room and find a man having a stroke... ...you probably should have knocked."

"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""

"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"

"Why is Perfume so cheap? Because its only worth one scent!"

"Christmas is over, all of the guests have gone home. NO PANTS."

"No, I do not have food in my teeth; haven't you ever heard of tooth freckles? Now go away & leave me that toothpick. Jerk."