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Joke of the Day

"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowl."

"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""

"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"Relationships are all about finding someone that works opposite hours than you so you never have to see them."

"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."