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Joke of the Day
"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"
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"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."
"Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind."
"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."
"People are like, ""How cute! Your dog looks just like you!"" I'm like, ""That's my son."""
"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"
"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."
"a man walks into a bar he had a concussion and died"
"If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal then she's a keeper"
"There were two guys fishing... Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them: -""Hey guys do you have any glue""? They answer no and he leaves. Ten minutes later he comes back. -""I brought some"""