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Joke of the Day

"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"

"Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media."

"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight."

"I used the think that correlation implied causation, but now I know that it doesn't. I took a statistics class last year, and that might have helped, but I'm not so sure."

"They've just released a female version of Viagra. It's called Niagara."

"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."

"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"

"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."