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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""

"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""

"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"

"At the mattress store I set all the sleep numbers to 69, because I'm hilarious and original and sexy."

"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."

"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."

"What's a nun's favorite fruit? cantaloupe"

"Now that the snow/Ice storm on the east coast is over The Center for Global Warming Research will re-open today at 9:00am"

"What did the Muslim on a surfboard say? Aloha Akbar!"