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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""

"Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X."

"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"

"How do you call a bucket list created by a 16 year old? A Fuck It list."

"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."

"What do Hillary Clinton and OJ Simpson have in common? They got away with it."

"Have you heard about the new drink, the hurricane Sandy? It's a watered down Manhattan."

"TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is. because they are too humble to say."

"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."

"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."