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Joke of the Day
"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
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"You left a note on the fridge saying ""This isn't working. Goodbye"" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it."
"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"
"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""
"What did one cracker say to the other? ""Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."""
"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"
"What sea creature is the most self-centered? A shellfish"
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""
"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"