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Joke of the Day
"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
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"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."
"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He used to lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."
"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"
"When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked."
"What is a Canadians favorite board game? Sorry!"
"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."
"ME: I have crab like reflexes DAD:I think you mean cat like reflexes ME: [sitting in pot of boiling water] what"
"Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop? Because on top of it was written : Open here."