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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!"

"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."

"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."

"I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom. Because it was 90 degrees."

"No man can hold me down. That's what women are for."

"Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? ""Not with the proper treatment."" *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*"

"Guy asks his friend: ""I heard you were out til 5 am last night. You must have been partying pretty hard?"" Friend: ""Did you just assume my bender?!"""

"The current state of the Canadian economy. This is /r/jokes right?"

"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""

"Wanna hear a joke? My mute friend told me this one."