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Joke of the Day

"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."

"I have a file on my computer named Hillary Clinton When I tried to open it, I got a message saying ' file is too corrupt'"

"Procrastination is a really deep word. I'll tell you guys the rest some other day."

"Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!"

"Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On"

"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."

"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."

"Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater"

"Last night I overheard a punchline, but didn't hear the preceding joke. The punchline is inside, you tell me the joke. Bruce Jenner's cat"

"Teachers be like... That is improper grammar!"