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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new drink, the hurricane Sandy? It's a watered down Manhattan."
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"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"
"I have an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex"
"A kiss makes my whole day, but anal...(NSFW) ..makes my hole weak."
"My local butcher accidentally backed up into his meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."
"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."
"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."
"WHO AM I?-Everything Bagel"
"Mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween."
"Why did the school boy need Viagra? He was having trouble getting up in the morning."