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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a bucket list created by a 16 year old? A Fuck It list."

"I have an internet porn addiction. i really should beat it..."

"Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself."

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"What's a nickname for a procrastinator? Come on, this is reddit. What's your nickname?"

"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"

"I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now. It's really pissing me off. It asks me, ""Where do you want to go?"" So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again."

"Clean - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man :) - Classic!"

"You know what they say about assuming things... No I have no idea!! Did you assume I did?!"

"I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays."