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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a great time travel joke... but you didn't like it.."
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"Knock, knock. Who's there? Disappointment."
"""The hell with friendship, our top priority has always been between our legs."""
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline read ""Small medium at large."""
"Why did the Console peasant cross the Road? To render the Building on the other Side"
"My wife likes to look at my face while we have sex. So i gave her a picture of me for when she goes out."
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"Broccoli is like anal sex. If you didn't like it forced on you as a child you probably won't like it as an adult."
"A rule for myself that's worked my entire life: when you hear the garage door open, put your penis away."
"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."