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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Console peasant cross the Road? To render the Building on the other Side"
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"Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud."
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""
"What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate? Pee cock!"
"An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes."
"Why does Donald Trump love all colors? He heard all colors add up to white."
"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."
"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"
"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."