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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Console peasant cross the Road? To render the Building on the other Side"
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"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"
"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"
"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"
"""Hey! Aren't you that guy from the village people?"" Me, to every cop who pulls me over"
"Two friends are having a game night One friend is a serial killer and the other is a generic man. The man says he sucks at the game. The serial killer says 'that's why it's called the game of Life.'"
"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""
"My friend asked me to change a dollar bill to four quarters... ...so I tore it in half twice."