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Joke of the Day
"""The hell with friendship, our top priority has always been between our legs."""
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"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"
"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."
"I just saw a girl pay for a drink. Is everyone okay?"
"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."
"Pizza is like prostitution You pay for it, it comes over to your house, and then you eat it"
"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."
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"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."
"Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya."