150874

Joke of the Day

"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"

Next Joke
 
"What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money? A Naanprofit!"
"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"
"A friend told me there's a place like twitter called ""outside"" where people favorite each other by making eye contact and smiling. Unfollow."
"Misanthropy I joined the local misanthropes society but none of the other members like me."
"Canadian light beers are like having sex on the beach. It's fucking close to water."
"What's E.T. Short for? Cause he's got small legs......"
"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."
"A woman goes to up to a bar and orders a Double Entrendre... So the barman gave her one."
"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."