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"When I blow myself up in a streetside cafe I expect 72 fleshlights in heaven."
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"#1 pick up line in a gay bar? ""Can I push your stool in""?"
"While it's true that ""ain't NOTHIN' wrong"" with my neighbor Karen's tits, I understand that I don't need to notify her each morning."
"If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave."
"What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating"
"What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."