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Joke of the Day
"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."
Next Joke
"Appreciate this tweet. Appreciate it because I tweeted it stealthily on the plane AFTER they told me to turn my phone off twice."
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"
"What department store is named after the things jews hate the most and love the most? JC Penney. ^I'm ^^going ^^^to ^^^^hell."
"On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot?"
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"
"What do you call food between two slices of bread? a sandwich"
"Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on."
"Have you found them? ""Not yet, sir."" THEY'RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? ""They wear tiny masks, sir."""
"*wife opens present* ""You got me the action figure you wanted?"" Ugh if you don't appreciate it then give me it *takes gift and runs to room*"