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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money? A Naanprofit!"

"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"

"[Police sketch artist job interview] ""How am I not qualified?"" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo ""It's a cat actually"""

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo"

"I just seen someone update their status on Facebook to ""I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic."" What... Dead at the bottom of the ocean?"

"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it's for my dyslexia"

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club I see a lot of new faces today"

"Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the ""pull out"" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you."

"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."