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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money? A Naanprofit!"
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"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."
"History We Live in Generation where.. . . ""Deleting History is more important than Creating History"" :-D"
"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in"
"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"
"Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job."
"This map of Africa is so authentic, it has no borders, it just says ""Hey guys, can someone fucking help us?"" across the entire thing."
"This presidential race in America has taught us at least one thing. Once you go black you can go back."
"How does a chef relax? He beats his meat"
"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."