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Joke of the Day
"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"
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"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."
"I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other."
"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."
"My mother called me a son of a bitch... I barked back angrily."
"After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle."
"Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago."
"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"
"What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy."
"An Englishman walks into a bar. There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup."