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Joke of the Day

"I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other."

"Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like"

"What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun? Armin Van Buren."

"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."

"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."

"If I was the last person on earth... I would be the best in everything."

"What do you call a ghost detective? An Inspectre"

"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."

"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"

"Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts."