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Joke of the Day

"Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago."

"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"

"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"

"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"

"Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating"

"My wife looked different today then it dawned on me. Her mouth was closed..."

"Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered"

"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."

"I love Honest Abe. Do you want to hear my favourite quote from him? ""My head hurts."""

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"