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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11."
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"I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it."
"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."
"What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away."
"They call my mom Neutrogena she offers fast and effective hand relief for under five dollars."
"A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water. Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere."
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere."
"How can you tell God is a man? If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate"
"What's the difference between a woman and a video game? I don't get an erection when I beat a video game."