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Joke of the Day

"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"

"What should be Serena William's nickname? Tennis-ee Williams"

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."

"I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called."

"I love people who don't take their sweet time pooping in a public bathroom. They take their shit seriously"

"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."

"I've decided to sell my hoover... well, well, it was just collecting dust."

"So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"

"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"