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Joke of the Day

"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton"

"I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron... But I never bothered to figure out why."

"[1692 Salem] ""BURN THE WITCH"" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH ""No, Frank, at the stake"" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that."

"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."

"Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit."

"What's the name of Brendan Dassey's favorite band? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs."

"I like camping but... it's so in tents"

"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."