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Joke of the Day

"Four years ago, I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date. Thirty minutes ago, I asked her to marry me. Both times she said no."

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"

"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"

"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."

"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"A preachers son told him he was an atheist the preacher accepted it and was very supportive."

"Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that."

"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers."