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Joke of the Day

"Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit."

"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"

"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"

"I think Jennifer Aniston was filmed on a green screen in 2003 and it gets released with a different background and co-star twice a year."

"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. they'd eventually find me attractive."

"Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!"

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."