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Joke of the Day

"I like camping but... it's so in tents"

"Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"Maybe this is just the wine talking, but I'm fermented grapes inside a guy's stomach making him think he really likes you"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."

"My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes"

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."

"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."

"Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!"

"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter."