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Joke of the Day

"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."

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"Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places."
"*malia passes me a joint* thanks obama"
"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"
"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves"
"Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money."
"If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne."
"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."
"Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes."
"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""