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Joke of the Day
"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."
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"Obama: ""Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?"" Drops mic, walks away."
"I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you nail food to the ceiling"
"What is a virgin's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"What do you call a centipede with no legs An amputede"
"What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says ""Spit out that toffee"" and a train says ""Choo choo."""
"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"
"I just seen a black guy walk through a spiderweb and hands down it was the best impression of a white man dancing I've ever seen."
"What did the intellectual neckbeard say to his buddy when he was asked about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? I've never heard of that court case."