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Joke of the Day

"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"

"Today i started stalking guys. Not for any gay reason but it's so much easier to do. Women always complain, guys don't suspect a thing."

"You know what's cool? 0C"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."

"A man would never say... STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"

"If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar... He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf."

"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."

"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"

"Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore... The servers go down on me all the time."

"Me: I'll have a Dr.Pepper. Waiter: Is Mr.Pibb ok? Me: Is he a doctor?"