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Joke of the Day

"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."

"Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job? Cause beastiality is wrong."

"Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia Just proclaim you are homosexual"

"I just saw Iron Lady. Marvel really dropped the ball on that one..."

"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""

"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."

"What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer? Revolver Camelot!"

"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."

"Let me drink about it and get back to you."

"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."