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Joke of the Day

"Let me drink about it and get back to you."

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"I was doing the dishes and i realized.. If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable."

"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."

"I got a taxi home tonight.... Driver said ""that'll be 7"". I said ""could you reverse back a bit I've only got a fiver""!"

"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""

"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor! I'll just show myself out..."