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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job? Cause beastiality is wrong."
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"Will net neutrality be defeated? Is the Gangnam Style finally over? Is Tupac really alive? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"
"Two Peanuts Walk into a Bar... One of them was a salted."
"Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly."
"A man goes to a psychiatrist ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. My wife thinks she's a piano."" Doctor says ""Well, bring her in."" ""Are you *nuts*? Do you know what it costs to move a piano?"""
"Anyone: I'm cold Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I'm not your mother Dog: *shivers once* Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE"
"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"
"The upstairs neighbors were making a lot of noise one night and my wife says she's going to go get the broom. To which I reply ""Are you going to fly up there and complain?"""
"I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres."
"Philip Seymour Hoffman use to be my favorite actor... But now he's dead to me."