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Joke of the Day

"Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy? They wanted to give credit where credit was due."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"

"I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better."

"Tom Clancy passed away today Now he'll be Rainbow 6 feet deep."

"What's the Russian President's favorite song? ""Putin on the Ritz!"" I'll be here all week guys."

"Hearing deteriorates as we get older. So why with every new year does the sound of someone eating become louder & more annoying?"

"In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table? Sir Cumference"

"In my class today a feminist announced ""I don't think anything is gender based."" I replied ""Not true, genitalia is gender based."" Checkmate."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."